Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And that’s it.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

They want to finish the job.

There is only one thing that you can do.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

It’s no more complicated than that.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And, two alone.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

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